Accepted into Newchip Accelerator!!!

Guys, I am SO excited to announce Bash just got accepted into the world's largest online accelerator program! Unlike other accelerators, Newchip has over 70% of their companies get funded. How does it work? You apply, pay $6k, and if you do what you're supposed to and don't get funded, they'll give you your money back. A few success stories include Bracketology (they facilitate betting on reality tv shows), Sleep Easy(sleep tracker), Ronde Vu(automated drop-shipping), RocSole(ai image processing), and more!

It's an exciting time to be alive, my friends.

We're gearing up for a warehouse party in July to test out some new features and fixes. Stay tuned!